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already a couple of ushers in place, ready to ask guests whose side they were on.
And there were a number of senior wizards hanging around. They were automatically guests at such a society wedding, and certainly at the reception afterwards. Probably one roast ox wouldn't be enough.
Despite his deep distrust of magic, he quite liked the wizards. They didn't cause trouble. At least, they didn't cause his kind of trouble. by Nature to live outdoors and happily slaughter anything that coughed in the bushes, why the Bursar (a man designed by Nature to sit in a small room somewhere, adding up figures) was so nervous. He'd tried all sorts of things to, as he put it, buck him up. These included practical jokes, surprise early morning runs, and leaping out at him from behind doors while wearing WiTrue, occasionally they fractured the time/space continuum or took the canoe of reality too close to the white waters of chaos, but they never broke the actual law.'Good morning, Archchancellor,' he said.Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully, supreme leader of all the wizards in Ankh-Morpork whenever they could be bothered, gave him a cheery nod.'Good morning, captain,' he said. 'I must say you've got a nice day for it!''Hahaha, a nice day for it!' leered the Bursar.'Oh dear,' said Ridcully, 'he's off again. Can't understand the man. Anyone got the dried frog pills?'It was a complete mystery to Mustrum Ridcully, a man designed llie the Vampire masks in order, he said, to take him
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What was being thought by most of the wizards was: this is terrible, is it really old Windle in there, he was such a sweet old buffer, how can we get rid of it?
How can we get n’d ofit?
What was being thought by Windle Poons, in the humming, flashing cockpit of his brain, was: well, it’s bye. There is life after death. And it’s the same one. Just my luck.
‘Well, ‘ he said, ‘ what’re you going to do about it?’
It was five minutes later. Half a dozen of the most senior wizards scurried along the draughty corridor in the wake of the Archchancellor, whose robes billowed ?out? behind him.
The !’
‘- it’s got a lovely view of the gardens and I’ve had all my stuff moved in
and it’s not fair -‘
‘Has this ever happened before?’
‘Well, there was old Teatar -‘
‘Yes, but he never actually died, he just used to put green paint on his face and push the lid off the coffin and shout “Surprise, surprise -“ ‘ ‘We’ve never had a zombie conversation went like this:‘It’s got to be Windle! It even talks like him!’‘It’s not old Windle. Old Windle was a lot older!’‘Older? Older than dead?’‘He’s said he wants his old bedroom back, and I don’t see why I should have to move out -‘ ‘Did you see his eyes? Like gimlets !’‘Eh? What? What d’you mean? You mean like that dwarf who runs the delicatessen on Cable Street?’‘I mean like they bore into you
What was being thought by most of the wizards was: this is terrible, is it really old Windle in there, he was such a sweet old buffer, how can we get rid of it?
How can we get n’d ofit?
What was being thought by Windle Poons, in the humming, flashing cockpit of his brain, was: well, it’s bye. There is life after death. And it’s the same one. Just my luck.
‘Well, ‘ he said, ‘ what’re you going to do about it?’
It was five minutes later. Half a dozen of the most senior wizards scurried along the draughty corridor in the wake of the Archchancellor, whose robes billowed ?out? behind him.
The !’
‘- it’s got a lovely view of the gardens and I’ve had all my stuff moved in
and it’s not fair -‘
‘Has this ever happened before?’
‘Well, there was old Teatar -‘
‘Yes, but he never actually died, he just used to put green paint on his face and push the lid off the coffin and shout “Surprise, surprise -“ ‘ ‘We’ve never had a zombie conversation went like this:‘It’s got to be Windle! It even talks like him!’‘It’s not old Windle. Old Windle was a lot older!’‘Older? Older than dead?’‘He’s said he wants his old bedroom back, and I don’t see why I should have to move out -‘ ‘Did you see his eyes? Like gimlets !’‘Eh? What? What d’you mean? You mean like that dwarf who runs the delicatessen on Cable Street?’‘I mean like they bore into you
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